A 'fish's view from the aquariumNo more library! I'm too lazy!
I called my mom at 4am [Dubs] to disturb her having dim sum with her friends. Told her to be prepared for the worst thing that could ever happen to me for my exam! The 'F' word! What did I get in return for telling her that?
YOU BLOODY HELL DO WELL IN YOUR EXAM AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF FAILING COZ YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINEEEEEEEE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TO YOU!!! GET THAT?!?
then there was a long nag about me going travelling when i 'should' be at home studying. So now, i'm no longer afraid of failing! I'm AFRAID OF THE CONSEQUENCES of failing!
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The November '06 issue of FEMALE had the 50 Gorgeous People 2006 making it as thick as a telephone directory and dense enough to ensure success in a physical act of self defense. <-- I was quoting Davina on that! She actually made it to the top 20 finalist! yay! GO DAV!!! Sorrie you didn't win the title of Most Gorgeous thou...you're still a beyatch for being shortlisted!
I know another guy who was shortlisted...Malcolm Lee. So basically I know 2 'gorgeous' people! Daaammmmnnnnn!!!
I know another guy who was shortlisted...Malcolm Lee. So basically I know 2 'gorgeous' people! Daaammmmnnnnn!!!
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This happened last summer
I took out the car in the afternoon to pick up momsie's dry cleaning and my bunch of nieces from Q-Dees. They were jumping in the car and suddenly, one of them lowered her head to let out a forceful sneeze. I turned and saw a bit of translucent good clinging on to the front of her uniform. With no tissue around in the car, I grimace and told her to smash the phlegm between her fingers until it dissolves. I'm still appalled at my grossness for telling a 6-year old to do that! pssst : i don't do this disgusting thing now! yes to when i was still a kid!
My mom gets into the car to take her dry cleaning, leans over and her eyes freeze at my niece. She lifts a forefinger and takes a scrape at the poor kid's lips.
"What is this? You ate something in the car?...looks like porridge..."
"Uh, Mie...I don't think you should have done that."
"Huh...Why?"
I gravely told her the reason and simultaneously bolt out of the car with the kids as she breaks into violent convulsions reinforced with the choicest string of vocabulary.
I took out the car in the afternoon to pick up momsie's dry cleaning and my bunch of nieces from Q-Dees. They were jumping in the car and suddenly, one of them lowered her head to let out a forceful sneeze. I turned and saw a bit of translucent good clinging on to the front of her uniform. With no tissue around in the car, I grimace and told her to smash the phlegm between her fingers until it dissolves. I'm still appalled at my grossness for telling a 6-year old to do that! pssst : i don't do this disgusting thing now! yes to when i was still a kid!
My mom gets into the car to take her dry cleaning, leans over and her eyes freeze at my niece. She lifts a forefinger and takes a scrape at the poor kid's lips.
"What is this? You ate something in the car?...looks like porridge..."
"Uh, Mie...I don't think you should have done that."
"Huh...Why?"
I gravely told her the reason and simultaneously bolt out of the car with the kids as she breaks into violent convulsions reinforced with the choicest string of vocabulary.
"EEEEFUCKBASTARDSHITBASTARDARGHELAYNEEAAAAARRGGHH!!!"
I can't help but look back at the deranged woman and chuckle as I ran into the house.
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